Dr. BigMac’s Final NFL Power Rankings

We are at week 18, the final regular season games will be played and yes, we are talking playoffs. Here are my final top 10 teams with thirst traps to go with it.

10. Green Bay Packers 11-5 (5th Last Week)

11-5 and taking my last spot, this team just can’t beat playoff teams 0-4 against the juggernauts of the division, the Lions and Vikings. Can they make noise in the playoffs? Maybe, just don’t play Minnesota or Detroit.

9. Los Angeles Rams 10-6 (Not Ranked Last Week)

Where the fuck did the Rams come from? Once written off this season, they are now the hottest team in the league with a 5 game winning streak. Good coaching, a top 10 QB, and a 2 head monster at wide receiver.

8. Los Angeles Chargers 10-6 (10th Last Week)

Play the Patriots, put up 40 and win by 33. Great moral booster any time a team plays the Patriots. Jim Harbaugh should be an honorable mention for coach of the year, took that roster and made them playoff bound.

7. Baltimore Ravens 11-5 (8th Last Week)

The biggest snip snappers of the league. Who is this team, that was built for a Super Bowl run that has lost some games they had no business losing. Will Lamar finally have a playoff run this year? Or, are the lights too bright for him?

6. Washington Commanders 11-5 (7th Last Week)

Jayden Daniels will be rookie of the year, Adam Peters should be GM of the year for building this roster and putting the pieces in place for a rookie QB to flourish and making this team a playoff team.

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5. Kansas City Chiefs 15-1 (4th Last Week)

ABC. Anyone But the Chiefs! Fuck this fraud team who looks like absolute garbage and sneaks out wins. I hope they get their doors blown off in the divisional round, these frauds.

4. Philadelphia Eagles 13-3 (6th Last Week)

Congrats to the Eagles who won the NFC East but did it with the coach and QB not getting along, the wide receivers throwing shade at the QB, and a defense that has a revolving door to the IR. Really is remarkable they pulled off 13 wins.

3. Buffalo Bills 13-3 (3rd Last Week)

Buffalo Bills have the MVP behind center and it looks like they are the only challenger to dethrone the Chiefs in the AFC. Can they do it? Is Josh Allen primed to finally be the best QB in the league?

2. Minnesota Vikings 14-2 (2nd Last Week)

1.Detroit Lions 14-2 (1st Last Week)

This is 1A and 1B. The two best teams in the league all year long and they battle it out for the 1 seed Sunday in what will be the best game of the year.

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