Mr. President, Save Sports. Jameis Winston is a National Treasure: Simplest Minds of the Week

Intro:

Welcome back to another episode of The New England Sports Podcast with your favorite duo, Dr. Big Mac and Chief Bobby! This week, the guys get presidential with a sports twist: If they ran the country, what executive orders would they sign into law? Plus, we'll crown our Simplest Minds of the Week with some truly head-scratching moments from the sports world. Buckle up for hot takes, wild ideas, and a whole lot of laughs. Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, and review—tell your friends, tell your mothers!

Dr. Big Mac's Big Brain: Mr. President

If Dr. Big Mac took the oath of office, here's what his first day of executive orders would look like:

Lower the WNBA Hoop to 8'5":

Dunking changes everything! Imagine Angel Reese dunking on Caitlin Clark. Instant must-watch TV.

Relegation Comes to America:

Lose enough, and you're going to the minors. No more tanking, no more "load management."

One Franchise per Owner:

Sorry, Fenway Sports Group. You only get one team. Focus, spend, and commit.

Rename the NY Jets & Giants:

You play in New Jersey; you’re the New Jersey Jets and Giants now. Simple as that.

One Team per State:

Sorry, California and Texas—time to spread the sports love across the map.

Key Takeaway: Sports would be more competitive, more fun, and less corporate if Dr. Big Mac had a pen and an executive order.

Simplest Minds of the Week

Swifties’ Revenge:

When Taylor Swift fans become a sports storyline, you know the NFL has gone full circus. From conspiracy theories to social media meltdowns, Swifties are running wild.

The Rays' Nut Shot Guy:

We’ve seen tough plays before, but nothing quite like the unfortunate soul who took a heater to the family jewels.

Key Takeaway: The sports world never fails to deliver moments that make you laugh, cringe, and question humanity’s collective IQ.

Closing: That’s a wrap on this week’s episode! Don’t forget to subscribe, leave a review, and sign up for our newsletter for behind-the-scenes content and exclusive merch drops. Until next time, stay smart—or at least smarter than our simplest minds of the week.

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